Don’t call me ‘man with no sense of direction’ but I don’t know my East or west, and for that matter north or south.
I am from south India and so I love South. But then I was scared of the sales chart diving South.
And I know West, from where I am sitting in my balcony now enjoying some breeze. That’s cause someone told me that only West facing waterfront gives the breeze.
I just returned from USA, and call anyone there and the conversation is about north, east etc. No it’s even worse. It’s like ‘hey I am in mid west, and you can imagine the weather! I don’t even know West and how will I know half of it!
Worst is google navigation. ‘Turn South and proceed 2 kilometres’. Give me a break!
It’s not totally lost. Give me South, then I can stand up, raise my right hand towards South, I am facing East, behind me is West and the last option is North.
I have a sense after all